tilthat:
TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.
via reddit.com
me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!
Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

me, crouched like a goblin shoving graveyard dirt in my mouth with my bare hands at 3AM: my ghost is gonna be so fucking strong

H A R B I N G E R S
∟ Once again the Burning Legion has returned. Stronger, more determined than ever before.

found footage horror film

cheesoisuncool:

agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey

gayghost:
tiktoksithinkarefunny:
This is better than any found footage horror film ever made
So this is what they mean by Boys Will Be Boys

who needs weed when i can look at this pic
same thing

dynastylnoire:
blackqueerblog:
This dance teacher went viral for doing cartwheels in pink thigh-high boots to tackle bullying!
Dremon Cooper is a 19-year-old from Washington, DC. He’s a dance teacher for an LGBT nonprofit called Casa Ruby.
Cooper told that he’s a goofy person who loves to laugh and make skits and, more recently, created a new superhero character. Cooper says the name of the character is Super Bitch, but fans have started to call the superhero “Him Possible.” The character was created to show that bullying and violence are not OK.
I’m convince those boots have super powers ♥️❤️
Information source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ikrd/super-bitch-him-possible?origin=shp
WE LOVE YOU COOPER!!!
Casa ruby!!!

#video #i was watching with my mouth open yoooo

men are fucked up but i like it when they have nose rings

This is the most important Smash Bros video you will ever see.

#video #sjfhsuhfsdf

friendlymeteor:
hexglyphs:
women writing love songs: i am a wild, untamed, dangerous thing but you are a brave, reckless fool i am a siren luring helpless victims into my depths in my heart there is an unquenchable wildfire and i hope and fear it will consume me
men writing love songs: i love you, alive girl. i will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.
It’s so telling that like 9000 people on this website have literally never listened to a love song by an out gay or bisexual man. Jesus Christ you guys

garbage-empress:

Detective on a Jane Doe case: I don’t know who she is, but I know a guy who will.
Akinator:
Is your character real?
Is your character a white female between the ages of 28-35?
Is your character someone who died under mysterious circumstances?